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Trying Not to Laugh…

09/07/2010

To all my teachers out there, this is for you.  And to the parents out there sending their kids to school these days, please support these people. Look at what they deal with everyday…LOL  

Kids Are Quick 
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.                                                                             
MARIA:         Here it is. 
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? 
CLASS:         Maria. 
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 
JOHN:          
You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:  Glen, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
 
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L’ 
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I  Love this child)
 
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O.   
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
 
WINNIE:       
Me! 
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
 
GLEN:         Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’.

TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:     A teacher 
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MILLIE:          I  is..                                                     
TEACHER:     No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I  am.’ 
MILLIE:          All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
     
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
 
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand….
    
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 
SIMON:         No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
 
CLYDE  :         No, sir. It’s the same dog.   
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Be a kid at heart and think outside the box.

Angel Elexa

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